{"id":161,"date":"2010-04-13T12:49:17","date_gmt":"2010-04-13T16:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wiffleball.ghostdev.co\/?page_id=161"},"modified":"2015-03-14T12:48:51","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T16:48:51","slug":"kevin","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/the-players\/kevin\/","title":{"rendered":"Kevin"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_204\" style=\"width: 126px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/wiffle-ball-stadium.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-204\" class=\"size-full wp-image-204 \" title=\"wiffle ball stadium\" src=\"http:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/wiffle-ball-stadium.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"116\" height=\"67\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-204\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">It&#8217;s a GREAT dream!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Kevin has a dream and it\u2019s a good one- he wants to build a proper wiffle ball field, the greatest of all time. He wants to have fences and dugouts and walls and cheerleaders and hot dogs and more cheerleaders and a foul\/dancing pole in the corners and a mascot and floodlights and TV cameras and everything else that a real professional ballpark has. Oh, and cheerleaders- did I mention those?<\/p>\n<p>I keep telling him that there are no cheerleaders in baseball but he insists that he\u2018s seen them before and even sent me a picture, which, as anyone can see, are actually the Dallas<a href=\"http:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/cheerleaders2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-200\" src=\"http:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/cheerleaders2.jpg\" alt=\"cheerleaders\" width=\"126\" height=\"99\" \/><\/a> Cowboy Cheerleaders, but can you tell him this? No, he\u2019s convinced that he saw those women leading cheers at a professional baseball game. \u00a0C\u2019MON MAN- THEY ARE CLEARLY ON A FOOTBALL FIELD!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, if he can get them to come to our games, then I take it all back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kevin has a dream and it\u2019s a good one- he wants to build a proper wiffle ball field, the greatest of all time. He wants to have fences and dugouts and walls and cheerleaders and hot dogs and more cheerleaders and a foul\/dancing pole in the corners and a mascot and floodlights and TV cameras [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":151,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":599,"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/161\/revisions\/599"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mccurdywiffleball.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}