Kevin

It’s a GREAT dream!

Kevin has a dream and it’s a good one- he wants to build a proper wiffle ball field, the greatest of all time. He wants to have fences and dugouts and walls and cheerleaders and hot dogs and more cheerleaders and a foul/dancing pole in the corners and a mascot and floodlights and TV cameras and everything else that a real professional ballpark has. Oh, and cheerleaders- did I mention those?

I keep telling him that there are no cheerleaders in baseball but he insists that he‘s seen them before and even sent me a picture, which, as anyone can see, are actually the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, but can you tell him this? No, he’s convinced that he saw those women leading cheers at a professional baseball game.  C’MON MAN- THEY ARE CLEARLY ON A FOOTBALL FIELD!

Of course, if he can get them to come to our games, then I take it all back.