Mike

Troy McClure- everything he says is true

Hi, I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin”, and “Get Confident, Stupid.” Today we examine the life and career of Mike McCurdy,  the greatest McCurdy Wiffle Ball player of all time.  Most people are familiar with the miraculous birth of Mike McCurdy- the waters filling the crater formed by the asteroid that brought him to our planet are still the source of healing for millions of ordinary beings every year. Mike’s parents learned early on that Mike was a master of everything. And when he decided to invent McCurdy Wiffle Ball, his brother Tim could only look on with admiration and secretly hope that one day he could be just like his older brother.

Over the years, Mike has learned to lay off his superhuman abilities so that he can play down to his younger siblings. Does it bother him to pretend he is flailing away so he can let the other team feel they still have a chance? Not really- it’s more fun for him now that he is not dominating the game and sometimes he’s been known to use his super-breath to propel an opponent’s hit ball a little further, just to make them feel good. In fact, virtually every home run that Kevin has hit has been the recipient of a little “brotherly help.”